THAT NIGHT, AT ONE OF LONDON’S OPEN-MIC SESSIONS, A YOUNG comedian enjoyed his first success, telling the tale of the naked Yank who mugged him for a tuxedo.

Everyone should have a kid. They really put things in perspective. I know a guy can get you one cheap.

This is the truth that sets you free: you are who you commit yourself to being, you have what you commit yourself to having, you live as you commit yourself to living.